Pacecar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 The mathematically correct answer is "an infinite number". You have a volume of one cubic foot. There is an infinite number of 1 square foot planes that can be fitted into that volume. BigFat - It's hard to explain infinity, unless you can also understand eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Pacecar Posted on Sep 6 2006, 03:23 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mathematically correct answer is "an infinite number". You have a volume of one cubic foot. There is an infinite number of 1 square foot planes that can be fitted into that volume. BigFat - It's hard to explain infinity, unless you can also understand eternity. Dang - Thats deep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAPA Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Pacecar So, mathematically, if you had a fuel cell 1x1x1 you could put an infinite amount of fuel in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Pacecar Posted on Sep 6 2006, 03:23 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mathematically correct answer is "an infinite number". You have a volume of one cubic foot. There is an infinite number of 1 square foot planes that can be fitted into that volume. BigFat - It's hard to explain infinity, unless you can also understand eternity. Dang - Thats deep! Not really. Only a foot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Actually Papa, it would only be about 1/2 that much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 What's the definition of "TRUTH"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacecar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Not a lie. Whatever it is........ you sure handle it recklessly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 A pigeon isn't a lie and that's not the definition of "TRUTH". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGS Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 What the flock is going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Alls I know is that the young bull said let's run down there and the old bull said something about walking and all of them........................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 you take a stick stick it in a hole in the ground and go in circles what wears out first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn1ghtblade Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 you take a stick stick it in a hole in the ground and go in circles what wears out first? I am going to take a stab at this one and say the one going in circles wares out first... LoL could be wrong though... And I too want to know what the flock is going on here???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txtom Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok, since we are asking weird questions here, Let me post a few for ya'll to ponder------ If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? What's the speed of dark? If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? If you run backwards will you gain weight? If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? Can a blind person feel blue? How can a house burn up when it burns down? Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing? How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug? Why is the alphabet in that order? How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it? Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? Is it possible to have a civil-war? If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2? Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do they announce power shortages on TV? Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? How can batteries die? If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it? Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Terror Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 My head hurts!!!!! but seeing as they let anyone in here...... I thought I would send you all my message of the day!!! I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your damn chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern. I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor. If you DON'T send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will _ _ _ _ on your head at 5:00 pm tomorrow afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debwill Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Okay, now it's my turn: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and the rich don't have a need for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I know that one Deb! But I'll let others guess because there is nothing better than a good riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Terror Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Okay, now it's my turn: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and the rich don't have a need for it? nothing!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Ok, since we are asking weird questions here, Let me post a few for ya'll to ponder------ If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Used George Costanza's Theory of "Doing the opposite" What's the speed of dark? 65 for trucks. There are signs everywhere. If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? Physics is the Science that deals with energy and matter. It can't predict lottery #s. Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? Yes, but as Rain Gauge said. I'm using it very recklessly. If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? Ask oldtimer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingaces Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 ITS MY TURN HOW DO THEY GET THE NO STICK STUFF TO STICK TO THE PAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingaces Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 HOW DO CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT UNIQUE UP ON IT HOW DO CATCH A TAME RABBIT SAME WAY UNIQUE UP ON IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txtom Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? Physics is the Science that deals with energy and matter. It can't predict lottery #s. Actually, it should "Psychic", Was a typo I did not see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Charlie, I shoot them in the head with a 22. Tom, I knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 OK, here's a theoretical one for you. Assume you are standing near a railroad track. A really fast train comes along, traveling at the speed of light. The train passes, and 50 feet beyond you, the brakeman turns on the rear outside light on the caboose. Will you ever see that light come on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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