NickHolt Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 NOTE: THIS IS A TEST TO COMPARE UNEDITED AND EDITED SUBMISSIONS. THIS THREAD WILL BE REMOVED AFTER THE TEST IS COMPLETED THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING Texas Super Racing Series September 2, 2005 ThunderHill Raceway Position No. Name Laps Best Spd Best Tm Start Pos Points 1 16 Cody Smith 75 86.413 15.831 1 185 2 9 Tommy Gural 75 85.854 15.934 5 170 3 25 Teresa Gural 75 83.834 16.318 15 165 Scratched 4 5 Bill Hamilton 75 84.06 16.274 13 165 5 7 Chris Schild 75 86.119 15.885 4 155 6 3 David Snokhous 75 84.674 16.156 10 150 7 38 Craig Sellman 75 85.292 16.039 11 146 8 28 Leland Waddell 70 85.287 16.04 7 142 9 34 Ricky Gavin 69 83.04 16.474 17 138 Scratched 10 49 Robert Walton 69 84.283 16.231 8 134 11 3 Bobby Joe New 67 86.304 15.851 3 130 12 12 Adam Haugh 67 84.112 16.264 14 127 13 55 Mike Cullen 67 84.99 16.096 9 124 14 14 Gary Chancellor 66 83.267 16.429 16 0 Scratched 15 24 John Hernandez 65 80.061 17.087 18 0 Scratched 16 9 Kyle Sirizzotti 58 85.994 15.908 6 121 17 13 Ian Webster 56 85.79 15.946 2 118 18 22 Shane Harris 52 84.439 16.201 12 115 19 32 Jay Turner Jr 13 78.015 17.535 19 112 Scratched Fastest Qualifier # 16 Points awarded 5 points Hard Charger Car # 5 Improved 9 Positions awarded 5 points All Cars Pulling From impound Choose to Start Scratch and are NOT eligible for Hard Charger No Points were awarded to Cars # 14 and 24 because they are NON registered drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 THIS IS THE EDITED VERSION OF THE ABOVE RELEASE. THIS THREAD WILL BE DELETED AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TEST. Texas Super Racing Series at Thunder Hill Raceway Results, 9/2/06 Place, Car#, Name, Laps, Fastest Race Lap, Starting Pos, Points 1. (16) Cody Smith, 75, 15.831, 1, 185 2. (9) Tommy Gural, 75, 15.934, 5, 170 3. (25) Teresa Gural, 75, 16.318, 15, 165 4. (5) Bill Hamilton, 75, 16.274, 13, 165 5. (7) Chris Schild, 75, 15.885, 4, 155 6. (3) David Snokhous, 75, 16.156, 10, 150 7. (38) Craig Sellman, 75, 16.039, 11, 146 8. (28) Leland Waddell, 70, 16.04, 7, 142 9. (34) Ricky Gavin, 69, 16.474, 17, 138 10. (49) Robert Walton, 69, 16.231, 8, 134 11. (3) Bobby Joe New, 67, 15.851, 3, 130 12. (12) Adam Haugh, 67, 16.264, 14, 127 13. (55) Mike Cullen, 67, 16.096, 9, 124 14. (14) Gary Chancellor, 66, 16.429, 16, 0 15. (24) John Hernandez, 65, 17.087, 18, 0 16. (9) Kyle Sirizzotti, 58, 15.908, 6, 121 17. (13) Ian Webster, 56, 15.946, 2, 118 18. (22) Shane Harris, 52, 16.201, 12, 115 19. (32) Jay Turner, Jr., 13, 17.535, 19, 112 Fastest Qualifier: Car #16 Awarded 5 points Hard Charger: Car #5 Improved 9 positions - awarded 5 points Note: Cars #14, #24, #25, #32 and #34 pulled from pre-race impound and chose to start scratch and were not eligible for the Hard Charger Award No Points were awarded to Cars #14 and #24 because they are non-registered drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyhorse Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 damn nick you waited too long to follow up......................we were already heading for the shelter , and i saw buddy beat an old lady down for the last case of water at the HEB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Is this some sort of "trick question" deal? Are we supposed to take this test, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 TEST............. I didn't study. Where's my cheat sheet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 OK.. since y'all are so anxious to take a test: 1) What came first, the chicken or the egg? (This question is for racing promoters only) 2) Why did the chicken cross the street? (This one is for Super Late Model drivers only) 3) If a plane crashed on the OK - TX border - I mean exactly on the border so half the plane was in TX and the other half was in OK - where would they bury the survivors? 4) If one train started in San Francisco and headed east at 43.2 Miles per hour and another train started in NYC and headed west at 46.9 MPH, and if we assume that NYC and San Francisco are exactly 2930.6583 miles apart, how many politicians would call for a congressional investigation after they met head on? 5) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 6) Spell the word "CAT" (this one is for Oldtimer only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I got it! I got it! You bury the dead ones in Okla. You bury the SURVIVORS in Texas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 cant spell . C . OULD A . TLEAST T . RY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyhorse Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 a chicken and an egg are laying in bed after a very passionate moment...........the chicken rolls over and lights a cigarrette............the egg says "guess that answers that question." ..........self edit................... i'm sorry , i'm not a race promoter.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 nicks trying to assume us .see ing nick you going with goofy things like this . heres one from my son what starts .with f and ends with uck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 If a chicken and a half, lays an egg and a half, in a day and a half.......how much does a pound of butter weigh? oldtimer (In my best Arnold Horshack voice) Oh, oh, I know that one Mr Kott----air! LMFAO @ Crazy I get it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REBELRACER Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 lmao.........we need more posts like this one.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Why in the hell would you bury a survivor of a plane crash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASPEEDRACER24 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Wanna find out Jody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tps22 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 please, no plane crash jokes,.....besides who'd wanna stay in oklahoma for eternity (alive or dead). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingaces Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 LMAO YALL HAVE TOOOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartracn19 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 So, did the test work?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVCMNGR1 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Leave your sample on the shelf. You will be notified in 48 hours of the results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 So, did the test work?? Lloyd, I intended to only leave it up for a few minutes so that the TSRS staff could evaluate which format they would prefer. But the thread got too much fun to take down... Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 If a man rides into town on his horse on friday stays 3 days and leaves on friday how does he do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn1ghtblade Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok now we really have a lot of people with too much time on their hands... LoL LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartracn19 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 If a man rides into town on his horse on friday stays 3 days and leaves on friday how does he do it? His Horse is named Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartracn19 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 So, did the test work?? Lloyd, I intended to only leave it up for a few minutes so that the TSRS staff could evaluate which format they would prefer. But the thread got too much fun to take down... Nick So which one did they like better - Sample A or Sample B Creamy or Crunchy Tastes great, less filling :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfat Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 If you have a hole that is 1 foot deep 1 foot wide and 1 foot long. How many square feet of dirt do you get out of it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 bigfat Posted on Sep 6 2006, 03:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have a hole that is 1 foot deep 1 foot wide and 1 foot long. How many square feet of dirt do you get out of it???? None, but you would get 1 square foot of air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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