SassyCassie14 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I saw this on a different racers forum and thought it was pretty funny. I liked the answers those guys gave. Let see what you guys have................ Answer the following: Racers survey: Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Q) Rubber of choice? Q) Favorite Tool? Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. Q) What famous person do you resemble?. Q) What is your lucky charm? Q) Ever been lapped before? Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ Q) Track you never have any luck at. Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? Q) What single word best descibes your race car? Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyRodriguez Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 #'s 3 and 4 are gonna get you some good replies ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SassyCassie14 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I just got this by email. This person would like it to stay anonymous. These are NOT my answers........... Racers survey: Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? all the time.. Q) For lubricants. What do you use? castrol Q) Rubber of choice? NOT the ar500 Q) Favorite Tool? BFH Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. Charlie Henley Q) What famous person do you resemble?. None Q) What is your lucky charm? Shamrock Q) Ever been lapped before? yeah. Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? 90 plus Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? Shady Oaks Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? Got alot of em' Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ Q) Track you never have any luck at. STS Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? Q) What single word best descibes your race car? which one? Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............! rip the left side of your car off instead of the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robwhite Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 #'s 3 and 4 are gonna get you some good replies ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texaswicked Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? A... the nite before Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Q) Rubber of choice? Q) Favorite Tool? Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. A...able lucky walladondo Q) What famous person do you resemble?. A....ron jermy Q) What is your lucky charm? A...cut off pool cue behind seat of truck Q) Ever been lapped before? A... by everyone but able lucky walladondo Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? A....wasnt in the tow truck pulling me off track so cant say.. Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? A.. probly this one now Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? A.... all of them .. have you seen me race Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt........... Q) Track you never have any luck at.A... again read my other replys above this... Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? A.. some glasses and a rule book Q) What single word best descibes your race car? A..SLOW Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............!A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texaswicked Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 me and cassie have a set why dont the rest of yall answer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Had a feeling this one might degenerate into something a bit on the off color side... and it did. No offense and I like a good joke as much as the next guy, but gross is not funny to many. So.... if you plan on responding to this survey, please keep in mind that I will be deleting those that are off color... Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARCRacing10 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? Depends - gotta be loaded ready to go by Thursday Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Cassie... you would want to know that! The lubricating kind. Q) Rubber of choice? Hoosier Daddy? Q) Favorite Tool? Nick... I swear I'm trying my best to keep this clean so we'll skip this one Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. Q) What famous person do you resemble?. I either get Tim McGraw or Larry the Cable Guy all of the time. Q) What is your lucky charm? My daughter Q) Ever been lapped before? Unfortunatly Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? Not too fast - We blow as many trailer tires as we do racing tires. Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? Prolly all of them... Nobody knows me well enough to truely hate me so they all probably just dislike me Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? 1st race ever... leading by 1/4 of a track and I go over the wall in turn 4! Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ think I needed a black flag just because that guy in front of me can't drive!! Q) Track you never have any luck at. If it were't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? Q) What single word best descibes your race car? Characteristic Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............! I don't seek revenge... I'm here for fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomber17 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? Day after last race Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Vav VR-1 Q) Rubber of choice? WHAT EVER I CAN GET CHEAP Q) Favorite Tool? HAMMER Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. TONY STEWART Q) What famous person do you resemble?. GRINCH Q) What is your lucky charm? None Q) Ever been lapped before? YES Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? 75 Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? ONLY RACE AT STS Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? TURN OFF POWER SWITCH(TWICE) DURING FEATURE Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ SEE YOU STANDING THERE Q) Track you never have any luck at. STS Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? Q) What single word best descibes your race car? PROJECT Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............! PUT YOU IN THE WALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtRacer9s Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? i usually start after been called several times and being reminded that we are racing friday. Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Vav VR-1 Q) Rubber of choice? What ever the junk yard has that looks good. Q) Favorite Tool? any air tool Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. In NASCAR it's Waltrip but i use to love watching Marcus Belinno race. Q) What famous person do you resemble?. I've been told John Rich Q) What is your lucky charm? My right foot. Q) Ever been lapped before? Yep Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? About 90 95 till we blew a tire going to thunderhill. Ya I don't drive to fast anymore. Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? ?? I dont know I hope none Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? Anytime I spin on my own. Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ mean to hit you in that last race. Q) Track you never have any luck at. Thunderhill Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? nothing cause I ain't never been Q) What single word best descibes your race car? tight Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............! nothing I work to hard on my car to wreck it into a piece of junk like yours. I know rambo i don't work hard on my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon Motorsports Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Q) When do you begin to prepair your car for the next race? The Monday after the last race Q) For lubricants. What do you use? Valvoline Racing Q) Rubber of choice? Goodyear Eagle Q) Favorite Tool? Craftsman Q) Favorite Driver....other than yourself. Dale Sr. Q) What famous person do you resemble?. When I was younger I was told Garth Brooks. Most recently though, the Pillsbury Doughboy. Q) What is your lucky charm? A cross my wife gave me Q) Ever been lapped before? Yes Q) Fastest you have driven while hauling your race car? 85ish Q) What track are YOU most disliked at? none. yet. Q) What is your most embarassing moment at the race track? Misunderstanding my spotter and shutting down in the middle of a qualifying lap Q) Complete the following.... Sorry Mr Track Promoter, but I really did'nt............ Q) Track you never have any luck at. Needing some at all them at the moment Q) What would you buy your tech man for christmas? ANYTHING HE WANTS Q) What single word best descibes your race car? BETTER Q) Complete the following.... You no good %$#(*@ of a driver, NEXT TIME I'LL.............!Well now, this IS a family show ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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