HOUSTONLM04 Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Any ideas on how to break our slump? Somebody mentioned monkeys and shotguns last night but I don't remember the details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty_rusty Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 get a fat one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 OK, OK, I won't pick you to win anymore. LOL Who'll be the next for my "kiss of death" pick to win? JP and now Brad have both suffered from this. Geez, sorry guys! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 I'm just a simple caveman and don't know about these things but I hear that putting peanut butter on the bottom of your feet for 5 days straight will bring good luck. Also, sleeping with a dead chicken will bring good luck to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaFan Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 If the monkey and shotguns work, let us know Brad. Looking for a little luck ourselves. Anybody want to buy a 5.7 liter boat anchor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 I'm just a simple caveman and don't know about these things but I hear that putting peanut butter on the bottom of your feet for 5 days straight will bring good luck. Also, sleeping with a dead chicken will bring good luck to. I think I am convinced that Caveman may be an actual Caveman!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooky03 Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Sorry about you troubles at HMS. You were flying! Hope noithing is hurt too bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckman Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Brad We pulled the monkey out of the car about 6:00 am Sat. morning soaked it in racing fuel then the whole team surrounded it while it went up in flames. It must have worked we finally finished a race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRacer Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 QUOTE:(We pulled the monkey out of the car about 6:00 am Sat. morning soaked it in racing fuel then the whole team surrounded it while it went up in flames.) This is also used in some countries to bring Rain..... That explains the short down pour in houston. oooops............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVCMNGR1 Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Brad, the next full moon is August 16th. You bring the three legged dog and eye of newt, we will bring the bat wing and JP doll. Meet at TLSoH at midnight. It's worth a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSTONLM04 Posted July 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 SVGMGR1 - Aug 16 is the next TSRS race! Are you serious about the full moon? If so, I'm not so sure we'll be going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Brad, the next full moon is actually Aug 12th, so you should feel better about the SAS race. LOL Maybe if you sacrificed a virgin on that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSTONLM04 Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 OK - So I've got monkeys, a shotgun, some peanut butter, a dead chicken, a full moon, a three leged dog, some eye of newt, a JP doll and some virgins. I'm afraid I'm in more trouble than I thought! Thanks guys... -B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivicic Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Sounds like the makings of one of those TWS parties Nick and Txtom keep telling us about. Let's all join Brad and execise those drinking arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaFan Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 I heard that Lance Armstrong shaves his legs before a race. Maybe if you and your whole crew did that it would bring you some luck. I'll bet you could make a swell seat cover for your car with all that hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSTONLM04 Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 I don't think so, I've seen the commercial... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRacer Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hey Brad , We did not let our driver drink a beer until he Finished a Race. It worked better than burning a Monkey. ( no real Monkeys were hurt during this process...lol) Victory Lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVCMNGR1 Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Now there is a novel idea! No coldies for Brad until he finishes a race. Lot's more for us, oh wait, we didn't finish either. Looks like the bar tab will be cheap this week. Hey Hudie, any idea how the 04 fan sticker got on my truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASPEEDRACER24 Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hey Brad I say ya burn the ralley monkey or tie it to the roof of your car duing the SAS race... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ups88john Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 no coldies, bad idea, just look at me, i havent had a cold one in 20 minutes and im shakin like a leaf on a tree. how about strapping the monkey in your car, maybe just riding with you would scare him off. big john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txtom Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Shotguns, 3 legged dogs, peanut butter, virgins, cold ones, add an engine rebuild in a bath tub and you got all the makings of a good old TWS party. I'll bring the blender and the margarita mix. But if any of you clowns start a Lance Armstrong leg waxing party, the rest of us are gonna have a whole new forum of things to talk about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVCMNGR1 Posted July 30, 2003 Report Share Posted July 30, 2003 Brad, The native americans would go on a vision quest when troubled. Take off your shoes and empty your pockets. Now start walking on 10 west. When you have become delerious from exhaustion (probably some where around Katy) You will meet your spirit guide. He can then answer your questions that are troubling your mind. Hope that helps ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom Posted July 30, 2003 Report Share Posted July 30, 2003 Whenever you find whatever it is that brings about the reversal of fortunes that you so desperately seek, let us all know so that we can apply it to racing in texas. To cure the slump that Texas racing is in, lets all visualize an ecstatic and triumphant return to prominence that racing once held here in the nation of Texas. That is a sure fire fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundogC3 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 along with money, we need some of what evers WORKING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASPEEDRACER24 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 I saw well all buy a small monkey and tie em to Brads car. Either that or during practice Fri. ,if you have one, have a monkey burn in the infield... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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