hray Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 http://www.lonestarspeedzone.com/forums/in...showtopic=47266 Reb, in the above story, you got the facts, but not the back story. Ron not only jumped out to a lead, but put a half straight-away on the field. When he started to slow, we all thought something was wrong with the car. As it turned out, he lost a contact lens in one eye. He had no depth preception and kept thinking he was running off the track. Once Trey got around him, he could somewhat follow, but not enough to fend off Craig. Anyway, not meant to take away from Trey's win or Craig's 2nd but "Note to driver-wear glasses, not contacts!" We'll see if we can put 20 good laps together next week for the rematch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8G RACING FAMILY Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 SO I HAVE A JOKE //AND NOT BECAUSE HE LOST A CONTACT JUST MAKES ME THINK OF ONE ////SO WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BROWN NOSER AND A SHT HEAD ???? DEPTH PERCEPTION LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hray Posted March 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprintsrule Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 24. Ran out of tear offs. 25. Lost one eye contact. 26. Face shield fogged up. I think it fits nice right in there on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hray Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 I've got to admit, it's the first time I've heard it. It's so off the wall, you've got to believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KISS_Racing Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 27) Looking for lucky penny that came unglued from dash. 28) Trying to read what Brad Keslowski had just posted on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toybox racing Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 SO I HAVE A JOKE //AND NOT BECAUSE HE LOST A CONTACT JUST MAKES ME THINK OF ONE ////SO WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BROWN NOSER AND A SHT HEAD ???? DEPTH PERCEPTION LMAO Thanks Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckborlace Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 ron keep your head up people hate it when someone has a answer they havent used yet and like rusty said its to far out there to not be true,hell i think it takes a big man to admit that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8G RACING FAMILY Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 LMAO HAVE I TOLD YOU THE ONE EYE JOKE LMAO SORRY RON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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