Blue Moon Motorsports Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Detroit youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Detroit were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Budweiser, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundogC3 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 "REALLY"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon Motorsports Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 "REALLY"? Sorry. Couldn't help myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRJ Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 "REALLY"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford27 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwmbishop Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Thank you - today I needed a real belly busting laugh! Update: How and where Dale got the photos as well as how Jeff even scored such a hot wife is still under investigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KISS_Racing Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 David, You added to an already incredible day... Thanks you sir! Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyman85 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 It's a 'smoke-screen'. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerjim2 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Thats funny I don't care who you are ........ well unless your Jeff Gordon or his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floyd#65 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Now thats some funny S&%^&$# rite there get er done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenny66 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Dat Good, Dat Good. Lenny66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRG Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Aaahhhhh man that is funny! You can't help but like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon Motorsports Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Now thats some funny S&%^&$# rite there get er done. LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legfixr Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 getting me thinking about a place to find an experienced spotter might be on the texas stalker list thanks david Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastoval Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 That needs to be set to Kenny Wallace at speed channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colgate Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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