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The Dodge Ram Pickup is no more. The pickup line is a new brand entity called Ram, and will consist of light and medium duty trucks, vans and cab and chassis. The Dodge Brand will consist of cars, crossovers and SUV's. I wonder what this will do to the Dodge teams in the Camping World Truck Series? Looked at my 2008 Dodge Ram 1500 and the word Dodge isn't anywhere on the truck....Isn't on my 2004 Ram 3500 either. Just the Ram's head logo.

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Did you know that 90% of all Chevy Trucks ever built are still on the road?

 

The other 10% made it home!

Heres some fun stuff....yall enjoy

 

Chevrolet

 

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

 

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

 

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

 

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

 

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

 

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

 

A. Push it off a cliff.

 

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

 

A. The bus schedule.

 

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

 

Chevy"?

 

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

 

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

 

A. A miracle?

 

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

 

A. A mirage.

 

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

 

A. Fill up the gas tank.

 

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

 

A. Customized.

 

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

 

A. Turn the engine off.

 

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

 

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

 

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

 

A. Shock absorbers.

 

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

 

A. Park it between two Fords

 

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

 

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

 

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

 

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

 

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

 

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

 

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

 

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

 

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

 

GM= General Mistake

 

GM= Glued Metal

 

IROC= I Run On Credit

 

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

 

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

 

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

 

IROC= I reek of cologne

 

IROC= I really own crap

 

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

 

SS= Super Slow

 

RS - Really Slow

 

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.

dodge

Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive

Doesn't only die, gets eaten

Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Design Of Diabolical German Engineer

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere

Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine

Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone

Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine

mopar

Move Over People Are Racing ( my fav)

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Motor On Pavement After Race

Moments Of Power Are Rare

Toyota

TRD= turd ...nuff said

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I had to buy a Dodge to pull my racecar with because that Powerjoke could'nt do it. Best vehicle decision I ever made.

 

I like passing empty Powerjokes and Durajunks going uphill pulling our racecar! Good FUN!!

yep but remember ..dodge does not own or build the cummens.. ford owns cummens if i remember correctly ..

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I had to buy a Dodge to pull my racecar with because that Powerjoke could'nt do it. Best vehicle decision I ever made.

 

I like passing empty Powerjokes and Durajunks going uphill pulling our racecar! Good FUN!!

yep but remember ..dodge does not own or build the cummens.. ford owns cummens if i remember correctly ..

 

I know. Irks me every time I think about it!!! LOL!!!

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I had to buy a Dodge to pull my racecar with because that Powerjoke could'nt do it. Best vehicle decision I ever made.

 

Dodge

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

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Its a shame Ford ruined their reputation and truck sales ever since they discontinued the 7.3 diesel engine. Its even sadder to think they own the great cummins motor and yet they put crap in their power junks since 2003. They never made good decisions though. Chevrolet outlasted Ford and Dodge in sales forever and dominate the racing tracks as far as car count because their drivetrains interchange. Hell on a Ford nothing interchanges and Dodge is almost as bad. I do like the Dodge Cummins trucks,they are powerful BUT so are the Chevy Duramax.

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Truly, the biggest point for Ford...

NO GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS!!!!

That, to me, trumps everything...

son you need to wear a helmet when riding you tonto bike ......the wind is blowing to much brain dust out through your ears ......its got you messed up .... :rolleyes:

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