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If you were to sit an important person down.. Examples... Mike Helton... Frances.... Bill Gates, Donald Trump...

 

What Questions would you ask them....

 

Example.. I would ask The France Family, and Donald the same question.

 

You hear a lot of local racers say they aren't in it for the Money.. If you were a race team what would your Saying/ values be...

 

So who, would you ask what?

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I would have loved to set down with THE LATE GREAT DALE EARNHARDT, not so much to ask questions but to have a good hunting or fishing trip (maybe both would be awesome) and just unwind to see what kind of person he was behind the scene. :D

 

My second one would be with Danica Patrick, instead of twenty questions i would ask for twenty minutes, the next day i would receive what i think would be a love letter, but instead would be a restraining order :D:D:D aman can only dream

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to any left wing liberal democrat : instead of talking about how we are doing it wrong , tell us how you'd do it right.

-i'm sorry that was my cynical side.

 

 

i'd like to ask jimmy hoffa where he is , cher what the hell she was doing with sonny , and show burt reynolds a picture of the new kenny rogers with an explanation point. ( fight the urges GATOR!)

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I told a guy they were fast and he said, "Faster than a Fart in a Dust Storm".How fast is that Reb?

 

Tommy, I have some information that will be useful in answering your question....

 

First, we need to analyze the composition of a fart. The composition of fart gas is highly variable.

Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.

Further, the 5 gases that can make up a fart are widely variable.

 

Listed is some pertinent data for each gas:

 

Methane, in its gaseous phase, exhibits the following properties:

Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 1.819 kg/m3

Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.68 kg/m3

Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.998

Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.55

Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.48 m3/kg

Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.035 kJ/(mol.K)

Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.027 kJ/(mol.K)

Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.305454

Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001027 Poise

Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 32.81 mW/(m.K)

 

Hydrogen is as follows:

Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 1.312 kg/m3

Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.085 kg/m3

Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.001

Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.0696

Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 11.986 m3/kg

Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K)

Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.021 kJ/(mol.K)

Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.384259

Viscosity (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.0000865 Poise

Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 168.35 mW/(m.K)

 

Carbon Dioxide:

Gas density (1.013 bar at sublimation point) : 2.814 kg/m3

Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.87 kg/m3

Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9942

Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.521

Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.547 m3/kg

Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.037 kJ/(mol.K)

Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.028 kJ/(mol.K)

Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.293759

Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001372 Poise

Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 14.65 mW/(m.K)

 

Nitrogen:

Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 4.614 kg/m3

Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.185 kg/m3

Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9997

Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.967

Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.862 m3/kg

Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K)

Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.02 kJ/(mol.K)

Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.403846

Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001657 Poise

Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 24 mW/(m.K)

 

And finally, Oxygen:

Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 4.475 kg/m3

Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.354 kg/m3

Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9994

Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.105

Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.755 m3/kg

Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K)

Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.021 kJ/(mol.K)

Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.393365

Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001909 Poise

Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 24.24 mW/(m.K)

 

From this data, you can see that each of these gases is vastly different in almost all aspects.

 

Now, the key to determining the speed of a fart in a dust storn depends on several factors:

First, you must determine the percentage of each gas present in a particular fart. This brings several factors in play; for example, The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine. A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen. Diet is a key player in the gaseous composition of a fart. For example, a sulfur-rich diet will bring the bacteria in your digestive system more into play, thus increasing the percentage of hydrogen and methane.

 

Now, how does all this information relate to the speed of a fart in a dust storm? Well, it is actually virtually impossible to calculate the speed. I believe it is too many variables. As the paragraph above explained, Diet is a significant factor, as well as the manners and emotional state of the person possessing the fart.

We must also remember that we have not yet discussed the wind velosity of the dust storm, although a nanometer should help with this. We also need to keep in mind that the different weight of each gas would dictate their rise in a specific atmosphere, which would affect the horizontal speed of the gas. Perhaps one of our science minded friends could chart some sort of graph that would fairly accuately estimate the velocity of the different gases in the dust storm, keeping in mind that we still would have a variable factor where the fart gas percentages are concerned.

 

Hope this helps in the analysis of the speed of a fart in a dust storm.

 

Tom

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ALL I know and care aboult farts is they feel good when its yours .they smell sweet if it is yours if not .DAMN .. not good they lieve streeks .but what the heck .and most important is never let one rip .when standing really close to a flame . not so good out come unless you want to shave .

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