abrungot Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 If you were to sit an important person down.. Examples... Mike Helton... Frances.... Bill Gates, Donald Trump... What Questions would you ask them.... Example.. I would ask The France Family, and Donald the same question. You hear a lot of local racers say they aren't in it for the Money.. If you were a race team what would your Saying/ values be... So who, would you ask what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbinsSr Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Can I get a loan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Donald Trump tell me exactly what you think of Rosie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Mrs. Abrungot, Tell us again, just why you married him? Bill "Sarge" Masom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancer52 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Sarge..... just why cant texas thunder have a smooth racing surface?....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundogC3 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 How ironic, got a post card from Donald Trump in the mail(for real) didnt open it.tore it up and threw it away. So my question would be..WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SENDING "ME" A FRIGGIN POST CARD?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingaces Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I would have loved to set down with THE LATE GREAT DALE EARNHARDT, not so much to ask questions but to have a good hunting or fishing trip (maybe both would be awesome) and just unwind to see what kind of person he was behind the scene. My second one would be with Danica Patrick, instead of twenty questions i would ask for twenty minutes, the next day i would receive what i think would be a love letter, but instead would be a restraining order aman can only dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 to ANY weatherguesser.........whats the weather REALLY going to be tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyhorse Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 to any left wing liberal democrat : instead of talking about how we are doing it wrong , tell us how you'd do it right. -i'm sorry that was my cynical side. i'd like to ask jimmy hoffa where he is , cher what the hell she was doing with sonny , and show burt reynolds a picture of the new kenny rogers with an explanation point. ( fight the urges GATOR!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 The democrats sound alot like us racers . we always know when a track is doing wrong. yet we have no answers to solving the problems . :Ddang did i just say something that made sence . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelracewriter Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Careful oldtimer, you start making sense and people will be ready to have you commited. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProTree Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 I'd ask Rebelracewriter to answer to something that was said to me at a race this past year.I told a guy they were fast and he said, "Faster than a Fart in a Dust Storm".How fast is that Reb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txtom Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 I told a guy they were fast and he said, "Faster than a Fart in a Dust Storm".How fast is that Reb? Tommy, I have some information that will be useful in answering your question.... First, we need to analyze the composition of a fart. The composition of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane. Further, the 5 gases that can make up a fart are widely variable. Listed is some pertinent data for each gas: Methane, in its gaseous phase, exhibits the following properties: Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 1.819 kg/m3 Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.68 kg/m3 Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.998 Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.55 Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.48 m3/kg Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.035 kJ/(mol.K) Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.027 kJ/(mol.K) Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.305454 Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001027 Poise Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 32.81 mW/(m.K) Hydrogen is as follows: Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 1.312 kg/m3 Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.085 kg/m3 Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.001 Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.0696 Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 11.986 m3/kg Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K) Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.021 kJ/(mol.K) Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.384259 Viscosity (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.0000865 Poise Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 168.35 mW/(m.K) Carbon Dioxide: Gas density (1.013 bar at sublimation point) : 2.814 kg/m3 Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.87 kg/m3 Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9942 Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.521 Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.547 m3/kg Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.037 kJ/(mol.K) Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.028 kJ/(mol.K) Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.293759 Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001372 Poise Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 14.65 mW/(m.K) Nitrogen: Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 4.614 kg/m3 Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.185 kg/m3 Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9997 Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.967 Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.862 m3/kg Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K) Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.02 kJ/(mol.K) Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1.013 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.403846 Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001657 Poise Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 24 mW/(m.K) And finally, Oxygen: Gas density (1.013 bar at boiling point) : 4.475 kg/m3 Gas density (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 1.354 kg/m3 Compressibility Factor (Z) (1.013 bar and 15 °C (59 °F)) : 0.9994 Specific gravity (air = 1) (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 1.105 Specific volume (1.013 bar and 21 °C (70 °F)) : 0.755 m3/kg Heat capacity at constant pressure (Cp) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.029 kJ/(mol.K) Heat capacity at constant volume (Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 0.021 kJ/(mol.K) Ratio of specific heats (Gamma:Cp/Cv) (1 bar and 25 °C (77 °F)) : 1.393365 Viscosity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 0.0001909 Poise Thermal conductivity (1.013 bar and 0 °C (32 °F)) : 24.24 mW/(m.K) From this data, you can see that each of these gases is vastly different in almost all aspects. Now, the key to determining the speed of a fart in a dust storn depends on several factors: First, you must determine the percentage of each gas present in a particular fart. This brings several factors in play; for example, The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine. A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen. Diet is a key player in the gaseous composition of a fart. For example, a sulfur-rich diet will bring the bacteria in your digestive system more into play, thus increasing the percentage of hydrogen and methane. Now, how does all this information relate to the speed of a fart in a dust storm? Well, it is actually virtually impossible to calculate the speed. I believe it is too many variables. As the paragraph above explained, Diet is a significant factor, as well as the manners and emotional state of the person possessing the fart. We must also remember that we have not yet discussed the wind velosity of the dust storm, although a nanometer should help with this. We also need to keep in mind that the different weight of each gas would dictate their rise in a specific atmosphere, which would affect the horizontal speed of the gas. Perhaps one of our science minded friends could chart some sort of graph that would fairly accuately estimate the velocity of the different gases in the dust storm, keeping in mind that we still would have a variable factor where the fart gas percentages are concerned. Hope this helps in the analysis of the speed of a fart in a dust storm. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProTree Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Txtom,after reviewing your explaination,I'll just go with 215 mph,since the guy I told that his driver was fast had went 220mph,that's close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrungot Posted January 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Tommy... Thanks for keeping it simple... Tom... Dude.. way to complicated... Only time reb is fast.. is when you scream Girls and "Hooters" in the same sentence... Otherwise... Not going to happen fast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 ALL I know and care aboult farts is they feel good when its yours .they smell sweet if it is yours if not .DAMN .. not good they lieve streeks .but what the heck .and most important is never let one rip .when standing really close to a flame . not so good out come unless you want to shave . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast18 Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Diet does play a factor...don't stand too close to the flame...and you may not need to shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 To close to the flame and you will notice a burning feeling . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn1ghtblade Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 To close to the flame and you will notice a burning feeling . That gives whole new meaning to "Burning , Itching Sensation"..... LoL LoL Damn Tom, way way way too complicated for us simple minded folks... LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 This has been a real gasser of a thread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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