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i think the bible is cold hard fact-

i think dogs are better than cats.

i don't why i posted on this thread-

i think the taxman and the devil share the same address.

 

-e.c.

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First I would like to say happy anniversery to oldtimer.

The best thing I have read on here tonight is "i think the bible is cold hard fact"

Jason, thanks for being so optimistic about me, but that prolly wont happen.

Unless Nick and Jason pick up the pace it looks like oldtimer will be the all time poster by years end.

And Pappy, I like your bus. Neon Will

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I think the Clowns are after me.....

Poor rosie dont look any closer they are cops not clowns . :D;););););):lol::lol::ph34r:

 

I think Oldtimer will make another 1000 posts of nonsense this year.
ill try like hell .bruce .damn i didnt make it to 2000 . slipped up somewhere .i never get on here to make any sense . i lied this thread i started made sense .
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Some of my thoughts-----------

 

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

 

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

How can there be self-help "groups"?

 

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

 

How can there be self-help "groups"?

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A few more thoughts-----

 

Money Isn't Everything...But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

 

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

 

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it create a vacuum in your gut?

 

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

 

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

 

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

 

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

 

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

 

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

 

If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?

 

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?

 

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?

 

Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

 

I am sure I can think of a few more..

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