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  1. All those BS series are getting ready to race. This one is getting ready for more selfie videos.
  2. $10,000 to start! Guy wears crooked baseball cap, does selfie videos in truck = NO BS folks.
  3. You'll win some for that trophy room soon bud. Keep it up. $12,000 to go 50 mph down the straights? Those boys are getting ripped off. The bicycles at SAS were a hit. Very affordable, probably $125 or so turnkey (or pedal ready I guess) with slime filled tires so no flats. Just a thought.
  4. Once again ToyotaTimmy makes the best point. People want to see racecars, not jalopies.
  5. This is awesome. It seems the only guy on here with real sense is always ganged up on by the regulars. Rock on Timmy. Chastain won again this past weekend and passed tech. They must have gotten ahold of some of them lowrider hydraulics to pick the truck up after the race. He used a junker to beat the spoon-fed boys in them KBM trucks.
  6. Bring back the 18 speed bicycles that ran at SAS back in the day. Those things are pretty cheap, can pick them up at Walmart for $100. $50 if you catch a good sale. Would probably need to run 30 heat races and who knows how many B mains with all the guys that would show up. Tires would last 10 seasons pumped full of fix-a-flat. Put rattles on the spokes so they sound cool. Just eat your Wheaties and you're good to go. Give larger fellas a head start of a few laps since they're at a disadvantage. Maybe add a tricycle class for the kiddos and a motorized scooter class for gramps. Seriously, bracket racing? Like index classes? I can hear the announcer now...… "Here comes the 15.00-15.99 second class rolling onto the track. Keep an eye on Fast Frank, he broke out last week and got DQ'ed for running a 14.99!" or "Batten down the hatches folks, here comes the 24.00+ second guys, they tour this 3/8 oval at an astounding top speed of 48 MPH!"
  7. Nathan and HiTech say they don't watch the races, but they still know all about Brad's pit stop. Even the haters watch, that's awesome.
  8. Remember when the fans threw beer cans at Gordon after a win there back in the day? And all the close finishes over the years? Good stuff guy, don't miss it. Haters gon hate, but they still tune in.
  9. Tim is right. Nice guys go bald from scratching their heads wondering what they're doing wrong.
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