HiTech Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 (edited) I HAVE HAD alittle fun writing this song . its called honey do list .. NOW EVERY MARRIED MAN should know about that and if you are retired its worst ..WIVES ALWAYS HAVE YEARS LONG LIST ........ and THEY ALWAYS seem to want it done when .. WHAT IS YOUR GRIPE ......... throw something up it might make it into the song and so far what i have my wife got a chuckle out of it along with the main subject my neighbor who gave me the ideal of this song on accident .. lets have some fun with it .becuase it will be a fun and funny but truthful . i bet oldtimer nick has some good ones . Edited May 14, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top_shelf_12 Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Lawn mowing, water heater, foundation repair, tree trimming/removing, driveway leveling, generator, a/c filter, truck maintenance, cleaning garage/house, taxes, painting, organizing hurricane wood...I'm sure the list will grow or I'm forgetting some but yeah those are the ones I'm remembering right now lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King237 Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Fix the barn and paint it, Fix the gate to the pasture and paint it, Re-concrete or asphalt layover the driveway, trim trees in back half of pasture so they can be mowed under, remove ALL thorn trees and underbrush. Is that enough? Good thing I'm retired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Get a real job, fix the dripping spigots in both bath tubs, take dancing lessons, replace the under shelf wash basin in the guest bathroom (someone must have dropped a candle or soap dispenser and the crack is very obvious), replant all the landscape stuff that froze in February. Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) 14 hours ago, NickHolt said: Get a real job, fix the dripping spigots in both bath tubs, take dancing lessons, replace the under shelf wash basin in the guest bathroom (someone must have dropped a candle or soap dispenser and the crack is very obvious), replant all the landscape stuff that froze in February. Etc. get a real job that is what happens after you retire . you need a vacation from the wifes list Edited May 15, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 TOP and KING TRIMMING TREES ARE ALREADY IN THE SONG ..SORTA , MOWING ASWELL ... top those are the ones you remember she hasnt showed you all of the list .. it will never end .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top_shelf_12 Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 It's only been 6 months lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King237 Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 50 minutes ago, top_shelf_12 said: It's only been 6 months lol Actually a year but not keeping score. No boss, no schedule, no timeline, NO MONEY 💰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 No Honey Do List here. My wife passed away 2 months ago. Now it's get off your ass and get things done list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Radical said: No Honey Do List here. My wife passed away 2 months ago. Now it's get off your ass and get things done list. SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE DIDNT KNOW SAD.. DID did she have a few things she wanted you to do and you never got it done .if so then you have your honey do list Edited May 15, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickHolt Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Radical said: No Honey Do List here. My wife passed away 2 months ago. Now it's get off your ass and get things done list. Condolences, Radical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) 18 hours ago, King237 said: Fix the barn and paint it, Fix the gate to the pasture and paint it, Re-concrete or asphalt layover the driveway, trim trees in back half of pasture so they can be mowed under, remove ALL thorn trees and underbrush. Is that enough? Good thing I'm retired i try to work in the fix the barn and gate . . take dancing lessons nick . isnt golfing hard enough . it would take me less than ten seconds to find out if you could dance .. Edited May 15, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 39 minutes ago, HiTech said: SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE DIDNT KNOW SAD.. DID did she have a few things she wanted you to do and you never got it done .if so then you have your honey do list Thanks Mike!! I guess you're right. There's a couple of things she wanted done but we never got to. Taking care of her was the priority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, NickHolt said: Condolences, Radical. Thanks Nick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Radical said: Thanks Mike!! I guess you're right. There's a couple of things she wanted done but we never got to. Taking care of her was the priority. SHE IS NEVER REALLY GONE RADICAL .every move you make she will be with you .you were a blessing to her .. now she has touched us . Edited May 15, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 KING SENT YOU A MESSAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top_shelf_12 Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Sorry to hear that Radical. King, I meant that's the list my wife of 6 months and I have found so far lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 4 hours ago, top_shelf_12 said: Sorry to hear that Radical. King, I meant that's the list my wife of 6 months and I have found so far lol. oh i have to write that into the song some how ..lol 6 months married , still wet behind the ears , .do you own a home yet .how about who owns the best car ..if its you .well get ready .. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King237 Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 12 hours ago, HiTech said: it would take me less than ten seconds to find out if you could dance .. Spewing Pepsi out my nose as I read this, brutal Hi Tech but FUNNY too thinking about it. Sorry Nick but our friend Hi Tech nailed it there. signed, Not Fred Astaire either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King237 Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 15 hours ago, Radical said: No Honey Do List here. My wife passed away 2 months ago. Now it's get off your ass and get things done list. Condolences as well radical. I’ve never lost a wife but I imagine it’s tough. May God bless and keep you safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, King237 said: Spewing Pepsi out my nose as I read this, brutal Hi Tech but FUNNY too thinking about it. Sorry Nick but our friend Hi Tech nailed it there. signed, Not Fred Astaire either i am old dance instructor . i can see it in seconds .. i am sure nick can dance i mean i have seen him move around from place to place with out help . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King237 Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Even Funnier Hi Tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiTech Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, King237 said: Even Funnier Hi Tech i know i am going to get moderated soon ..cancel culure is the thing you know nick will hit back on me he has seen me get off the ground though ..we need to start a gofundme for nick he cant afford a hair cut i can afford a penny.. that curly hair with the pig tail on the back was sorta cute just needed a pink bow i almost wanted to hug him .he must be hanging around with jay . SHOOT I AM DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE ABLYSS . Edited May 16, 2021 by HiTech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 15 hours ago, top_shelf_12 said: Sorry to hear that Radical. King, I meant that's the list my wife of 6 months and I have found so far lol. I appreciate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 8 hours ago, King237 said: Condolences as well radical. I’ve never lost a wife but I imagine it’s tough. May God bless and keep you safe. Thank you. It is tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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